The Limitless “Burpees Are a Hate Crime” tee speaks for athletes everywhere—especially those who value heavy barbells over high-rep torture. Featuring a warning-style graphic with a burpee casualty illustration, this shirt brings undeniable humor to the gym while also expressing an undeniable truth: burpees are brutal.
Constructed from our 65% polyester / 35% cotton athletic blend, this tee remains soft, breathable, and durable under heavy training use. Whether you’re lifting, coaching, or doing anything that isn’t burpees, this shirt is guaranteed to spark laughs and nods of agreement.
Key Features
• 65% polyester / 35% cotton athletic blend
• Distressed “warning sign” burpee illustration
• Lightweight, breathable, and gym-ready
• Premium print designed for long-term durability
• Available sizes XS–4XL
Perfect For
Powerlifters, strength athletes, and gym rats
Coaches who avoid burpees at all costs
Meet warmups, gym training, or casual wear
Anyone who hates burpees (so… everyone)
Sizing
True athletic fit XS–4XL
Shipping
Ships from Wisconsin.
Premium athletic fit
Limitless Signature Fabric — Shirts and Crops are Custom 65/35 athletic blend for comfort & durability.
Next Level Tanks — Premium racerback fit for training & everyday wear.
Gildan Hoodies — Heavyweight fleece built to last.
Breathable & durable
Built to handle sweat, chalk, and heavy training
Prints and Ships From Appleton, Wisconsin
Handled in-house for precision, consistency, and fast fulfillment
True-to-size sizing
Order your normal size with confidence
Realistic visuals of fit, feel, and print quality — so you know exactly what you’re getting.
This isn’t just a shirt — it’s a statement.
Printed on our signature 65/35 performance blend, this piece is athletic-cut for a clean fit in the chest, shoulders, and arms while staying comfortable and durable for daily wear.
Perfect for training sessions, meet days, or everyday lifestyle.
Soft feel, premium print clarity, built to last.
If you’re between sizes or prefer a looser fit, sizing up works great.
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We stand behind every piece.
If there’s ever an issue with print or fit, reach out and we’ll make it right.
Small-batch printing for higher consistency
Crisp edge-to-edge print quality
Colors stay rich over time
This isn’t just a training shirt — it represents the strength, grit, and culture of lifters who refuse to quit.
Designed for athletes, built for confidence, and printed to last through every workout, platform day, and moment that makes you stronger.